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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Halloween TV Specials to Make You Howl - Miss War

So it's Halloween afternoon.  I'm whipping up some nuclear pumpkin pie, and a meatloaf femur to take to Miss Famine's party tonight.  I'm putting the finishing touches on my costume (inspired by one of the episodes listed below), and making sure my new Zombie-Radar Gun is all ready to go. (This is a must-have for Halloween Safety - it distinguishes a REAL zombie from a COSTUME zombie).  And to keep my spirits up through all of these last minute errands, I've thrown on some of my FAVORITE Halloween TV episodes.

Let me know if there are any more I should throw into the mix, or if I'm missing YOUR favorite Halloween Special!





The Simpsons - "Treehouse of Horror V"
"At the end of the world, only cockroaches, Twinkies, and The Simpsons will survive."  Ok, so I made that up.  But as we're well past The End Of Days, and the Simpsons are on their TWENTIETH Treehouse of Horror, it feels pretty accurate.  We chose Volume V because of the classic "The Shinning" segment.  ("You have the Shinning, boy!" "Don't you mean the Shining?" "Shh! Do you want to get sued?")



South Park - "Hell on Earth"
No one does Halloween quite like Satan.  And no one does Satan quite like South Park.  Satan throws the biggest Halloween party the world/heaven/hell has ever seen.  Especially when he comes up with something that "Diddy didn't do."



Castle - "Vampire Weekend" 
Despite the fact that this episode aired barely a week ago, and I've already forgotten what the actual mystery was, it's already a classic in my book.  Richard Castle (Nathan Fillion) dressing as a "space cowboy," (aka: his very own cult character, Captain Mal Reynolds from "Firefly") is perhaps one of the most perfect moments of television ever filmed - at least for us Whedon-Geeks.  Throw in the following Buffy nods, and sneaky Dr. Horrible riff, and it was an episode to die for.



Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School

Every time I watch Scooby and Shaggy teach a boarding school of monster daughters, I feel like a little Horsegirl again. So many tricks and treats to be found as the girls of Miss Grimwood's Finishing School for Girls train to kick the boys' butts in a volleyball match.  Now that's some Ghoul Power!



How I Met Your Mother - "Slutty Pumpkin"
There's an old TV myth that says the 6th episode of a series is THE most important episode.  By this point the show has fully come into its own and if it's bad, it's never going to recover. But if it's GOOD, well, then this show is something to pay attention to.  It's very telling that the 6th episode of HIMYM is this highly memorable Slutty Pumpkin episode.  It's hard to tell what's better, Barney dressed as a penguin drinking root beer and Kahlua, or Ted dressed as a "hanging chad." In 2005.


Growing Pains - "Happy Halloween Parts 1 & 2" 
WHY you ask, is this Growing Pains episode on the list? When we think of Growing Pains do we think of frights and scares?  No.  But this episode that features the Seaver family each trying to one up each other with a scary story inspired me in my later years.  This is why the girls and I always try to one up each other with acts of destruction.  Very important in my formative years, you see.



Buffy The Vampire Slayer - "Halloween"
In a series full of horror and monster stories, there are three specifically designated Buffy Halloween episodes. We chose this one because of the clean lines, and simply classic Halloween plot.  Kids dress in cursed costumes.  Turn into said costumes. Scooby Gang saves the day.  It's magically delicious!


Quantum Leap - "The Boogieman"

Sam leaps into a horror novelist (supposedly Little Stevie King's mentor) and is given some bad advice from the Devil masquerading as hologram Al. This episode even comes with its very own Macbeth-esque curse - fans refuse to call it by name, instead referring to it as "The Halloween Episode."







It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
"There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin."  No holiday TV special list is complete without a Peanuts Even in our darkest hours here in the Apocalypse, we an always count on Charlie Brown and friends to make us smile.





And with that, I bid you all a happy, spooky, and safe Halloween.
Miss War


PS: If you haven't guessed it yet, I'm TOTALLY going to be a Slutty Pumpkin tonight.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

FALL TV PREVIEW!! Ringing in the Apocalypse: You're doin' it RIGHT, Networks! - Miss War

I know I owe you a review of Shane Acker’s neon-tastic animation “9,” and I promise that you’ll have it in your hot little hands soon enough.

But something strange happened last night.  Something…exciting.  Something I can't ignore... 

I came back to the hovel, clicked on the TV, and saw that listed on my once empty DVR were…
Shows.

Glorious, brand new, non-repeated SHOWS.


FALL TV PREMIERE WEEK IS HERE! 



Tricky little TV Premiere Week.  It snuck up on me like an R.O.U.S. in a Fireswamp.  Or an Asteroid on Earth.  Or a Vampire on a paper cut.
The 2009-2010 season (The First Season in the Year of Our Armageddon) isn’t just any old TV season.  And these new shows certainly aren't REGULAR shows.  No, THIS year it's going to be so much more INTERESTING.  This season is SPECIAL.  In fact…it’s down right CATASTROPHIC.
 
I like to think that a mandate went out across this ashen, barren, fiery Hollywoodland, and that memo demanded that all of this year's NEW shows will feature our favorite kinds of monsters and brand new end-of-the-world-type-situations!

This television season has a THEME.  And that theme is...

THE APOCALYPSE.

So sit back and put the remote down as I guide you through all of the Apocalyptic happenings coming to a TV/Hulu/Website near you – WHAT to watch, WHEN to watch it, and WHY you should rearrange your social life so that you don't miss one juicy minute of these:



Show: EASTWICK
When: Wednesdays at 10pm (ABC, starts 9/23)
Why it’s Apocalyptic: Once upon a time, the Devil (dressed as Jack Nicholson -- that didn't fool ANYONE) arrived in the town of Eastwick and made himself some witch-minions.  Now, in 2009, he’s doing it again.  Only this time dressed as Paul Gross.  Tune in each week to see how these Desperate Witches are in any way different than Desperate Housewives. (We're still not sure either. Toads and babies blood instead of garden boys and chardonnay? I'm in!)


Show: THE BEAUTIFUL LIFE
When: Wednesdays at 9pm (CW, starts 9/16)
Why it's Apocalyptic: Mischa Barton returns to television in this " Gossip Girl set in the Modeling World".  If you thought Serena and Co. ushered in the beginning of the End of Humanity, TBL should give us our final deathblow.  And everyone knows there's no creature quite as terrifying as a supermodel. 


Show: VAMPIRE DIARIES
When: Thursdays at 8pm (CW, starts 9/10 -- That's tonight!) 
Why it's Apocalyptic:  Can't get enough of those crazy Twilight kids?  True Blood have too many orgies for your taste? (Not possible!) Miss some good old fashion Dawson-Joey-Pacey angsty teen love triangles, but were always way more into Angel-Buffy-Spike?  Boy, does the CW have just the thing for YOU.  With Vampire Diaries (which we will NOT call VD -- they didn't really think that one through, did they?), the CW gives us something totally FRESH and NEW.  Vampires?!  Teen drama?!  Shock!  Gasp!  I've never seen that before!  That's completely innovative!  Gold Star for YOU in creativity, CW!
 
But in all seriousness, VD (ha! I lied) gives us a not-so-fresh-off-The Island Ian Somerhalder blissfully disrupting the lives and un-lives of newcomers Nina Dobrev and Paul Wesley. (Ok, they may not be newcomers but I'VE never heard of them.)  AND...wait for it...He's a vampire!

Vampires...imagine that.  So crazy, it MIGHT just work.


Show: FLASHFORWARD
When: Thursdays at 8pm (ABC, starts 9/24)
Why it's Apocalyptic: Other than making my DVR explode (SO much on Thursday at 8 - I can't keep up)?  This is possibly the most apocalyptic show of them all.  Other than a killer cast (Joseph Fiennes, John Cho, Jack Davenport, and sexy LOST alums Sonya Walger and Dominic Monaghan), the premise of this show just kicks some serious ass:  All at once, the ENTIRE population of the Earth loses consciousness.  Those that survive the catastrophic event realize that during this "black out," they all saw different flashes of the exact same moment 10 months in the future! They don't know WHY this happened (ahem, Apocalypse).   Or what's going to happen in 10 months (End of Days!).  Or what it all even means (hint: party party PARTY!).  But I sure can't wait to find out (did I already say "Apocalypse?"). 

*Why it's NOT Apocalyptic: FF may be this season's most apocalyptic show in theme, but it also may be the world's best chance of survival (boooo!).  ABC is hoping that FlashForward will become the next LOST.  And since we all know that the premiere of the sixth and FINAL season of THE. BEST. SHOW. EVER is one of the main signs of the Apocalypse, if FF is even half as life-altering as LOST, any future apocalypses might potentially be...sidestepped.  For the moment, at least.



Show:V
When: Monday at 8pm (ABC, starts 11/3)
Why it's Apocalyptic:  Aliens. Invade. Earth.   ...This might as well be a documentary on the History Channel!!!!  Oh. AND Elizabeth Mitchell is the star.  You remember her right?  She won our hearts last year while playing house with Sawyer on LOST, and then she blew up The Island (or at least the time continuum) with a hydrogen bomb.  Talk about your Honorary Horsewoman.  Maybe you didn't hear me.  She detonated a HYDROGEN BOMB with her BARE HANDS.  I'm not going to lie... She makes me kind of worry about my job security.



Well, there you have it.  The Apocalyptic Line Up of 2009-2010.  Nothin' says "entertainment" like watching the world burn...


Happy Viewing!
Miss War