(If you haven’t watched the previous seasons, that is. I’ve got nuthin for Season 6. Even our powers aren't that strong. Sorry.)
The Beginning of the End is near. VERY near. Like two-fucking-days near.
We Horsewomen have never hidden our love for the amazingrevolutionarybestshowofalltime: LOST. It's insanely apocalyptic -- Time travel, epic battles of good and evil, giant statues, fucking smoke monsters, purple skies, moving islands, and hot doctors, con-men, torturers, and rock stars. Still don't believe that it's got the apoco-chops to rate high on our obsession-meter? Last year, Juliet (Elizabeth Mitchell) detonated a HYDROGEN bomb. With her BARE hands.
So how do these final days of LOST signal the end of the [our] world? What do you think we’ve been DOING with ourselves these last 5 years???? And what are we going to DO when it’s all over??? Sure, MAD MEN gives us fodder for discussion with their fancy character flaws and deep and sociological ponderings. But where are the crazy sci-fi theories!!!!? They’re over there at the newest entry in the Fate vs. Destiny war, Flash Forward, but it’s still a young show and we have yet to see if the characters can capture our hearts the way the Losties have. So unless God Whedon manages to get something NEW on the air, and FAST, we’re pretty certain the world as we know it will probably end when Jack opens his eyes for the very last time this May.
To celebrate this epic event, I want to relive some of my FAVORITE MOMENTS OF LOST:
(I tried to do just 10… I really REALLY tried…)
11. Hurley explains the island to his mother. (5.2 “The Lie”)
Wracked with immeasurable guilt over leaving and lying, Hurley finally breaks down and confesses the truth. In doing so, he took on the role of a crazed LOST fan trying to explain to their non-fan friends what this show is about. It was an inside joke that had us all laughing and crying and nodding our heads in solidarity with Hurley.
I feel your pain, dude.
10. Charlie shares his imaginary peanut butter with Claire. (1.8 “Confidence Man”)
Because despite quantum physics and complicated power wars, this show is about the characters and their relationships. And nowhere is that more apparent than in this adorable and tragic psudofamily and their quest for normalcy via…peanut butter.
9. Locke teaches Walt Backgammon. (1.2 “Pilot”)
Because they had the balls to give away the store in the first two hours of the series. God damn they’re good.
"Two players. Two sides. One is light, one is dark."
8. Sawyer lies about meds to get a kiss from Kate. (1.8 “Confidence Man”)
God I love this episode. And I love me some Sawyer/Kate/Jack love triangle. There are so many great moments between these three – “Caught in a net,” “Sex in a Cage,” Jack and Kate get engaged, Sawyer and Juliet play house… but the fact that Sawyer endured being "torture by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi solder" makes this the hottest kiss of all.
Oh, Sawyer. Who wouldn't want to be tied to a tree in a Jungle of Mystery with you?
7. “We’re gonna have to take the boy.” (1.24 “Exodus, Part 2”)
For those of us who watched from the beginning, this moment was an evil twisting knife to the gut right before THREE WHOLE MONTHS of LOST radio silence. (Remember when the hiatuses were only three months?) A jaw-dropping moment that made us realize that LOST would mess with us for whole seasons at a time. And we only loved it more for that.
6. Keamy kills Alex. (4.9 “The Shape of Things to Come”)
This is when LOST went from jaw-dropping to gut-dropping. “They’re not going to do go there. Nah, that’s not going to hap…. Wait. He’s going to do it. Oh my god he’s actually going to shot –“ BANG!
5. The reveal of Jacob’s Cabin (and the “Ghost in the Chair”). (3.20 “The Man Behind The Curtain”)
The moment a show that was twisty, mysterious, with a sci-fi edge finally took the plunge into the supernatural. And we followed it like freaking Alice through the rabbit hole.
Pay no attention to the Man behind the Curtain. Or actually pay lots of attention. In fact, analyze the shit out of that screencap.
The first true “WTF!?” moment of the series. We knew things were a little funky before this episode (Smoky, The Numbers), but this moment officially locked (pun intended) this series in as the most daring, unique show on television.
Locke gets super pissed off when you try to tell him what he can't do. You know, like walk...or come back from the dead...
3. Desmond and Penny’s Christmas Eve Phone Call. (4.5 “The Constant”)
If you weren’t crying like a little bitch during this quick-cut emotional scene, you have no soul. No. For real. You may want to have that checked out. Desmond and Penny’s love affair is the tender heart of LOST, and what could possibly be more romantic than a phone call that unites these lovers through space AND time? And on Christmas!
2. Ben kills Locke. (5.7 “The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham”)
Quite possibly the most brilliantly acted scene in LOST (dare I say on television?). Locke's utter desperation. Ben’s ultimate manipulation. Chills.
1. “Not Penny’s Boat.” (3.22 “Through the Looking Glass”)
I’m sorry… I can’t even discuss this one… the computer is shorting out... from my tears.
So what are your favorite moments? Share them below and we can discuss ad nauseam and annoy the rest of the world.