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I'm the Mistress of Famine, and one of the Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse, but I just can't figure out how to break up with the guy I met on eharmony that I've been dating for a while. He's sweet and all, but he's a ZOMBIE. He drools. He tries to eat my brains. He kind of staggers when he walks. I just can't take him anywhere. We've been on three dates so far, and I just can't take going on another one. How do I let him down easy?
Kisses.
Famine.
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