Miss Conquest - Survival Guides: Recognizing Your Friends and Foes
Ladies and gents, there has been some confusion as of late as to what is friend and what is foe in this crazy Apocalypse of ours. It's a jungle out there, folks. So you may have noticed some new signs posted around town to help you out. I recommend printing out this handy guide and posting it in every room of your hovel, lest you get confused:
Stay safe and watch out for the (radioactive-induced) Invisible Men. They're tricky, and like to hide in washrooms.