I chopped off his head.
He's going to make lovely compost for Miss Famine's new kitchen garden!
I knew asking Emily was the way to go, if you have a dilemma you should totally ask her too. Just email us at email@example.com and we'll pass your question right along to her.
Now I have to find a new date.
I've heard that J Date works like a charm, so I sign up. After all, the Horsewomen don't discriminate.
Sure enough, I had like seven dates after two days on the site. Talk about action!
I knew it was too easy.
I went out with the first gentleman last night, and everything was WONDERFUL until I excused myself to go powder my nose. I was reapplying my lipstick when a rush of cold wind RIPPED through the ladies room.
I thought it might be just another spot tornado, so i ignored it. Until I looked up and saw a translucent lady with helmet hair and a matching sweater set and tennis skirt standing behind me. Before I could duck she SLAMMED me into the bathroom mirror. I hate ghosts.
I was still digging in my purse for my ectoplasmic mace when she leaned over me and hissed in my face: "STAY AWAY FROM MY LITTLE BOY!!!"
Great, first date and I've already got the Ghost of Mother In Law Future in my face.
A little ecto-mace took care of that problem, but I know if I keep seeing my jdate suitor, she'll be back.
What do you think, is he worth it?