Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Miss War - Top Ten Hits of the Apocalypse

What is the Apocalypse if not a really bad ass party? How will you throw down and get your groove on this End of Days Eve? Let me offer you a few suggestions for a great Top Ten Party Mix:

10. Livin' On a Prayer - Bon Jovi
You bet your sweet ass you are. Good luck making it to tomorrow!

9. Every Breath You Take - The Police
...might be your last. Enjoy them while you can!

8. Maneater - Nelly Furtado
To all my zombies out there, whatWHAT!

7. Ain't That a Kick in the Head - Dean Martin
Not the most accurate way to kill a zombie, but classy!

6. Dig Lazarus Dig! - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Nick Cave has been warning you for years about the dark things that come in the night to steal you away.

6. Heaven is a Place on Earth - Belinda Carlisle
Highly debatable, but I guess for some it is (eh hem, the aliens who feed on human brain stems.)

5. Hell - Squirrel Nut Zippers
This was my theme song when I started the great war that ended it all. It got me PUMPED!

4. S.O.S. - Rihanna
Love the song but why bother screaming for help? No one's coming to rescue you.

3. Hurt - Johnny Cash
Yeah, having your flesh torn from your bones probably fits into this category.

2. Re: Your Brains - Jonathan Coulton
Here's an're all gonna die screaming. But no one's gonna eat your eyes.

1. Like a Prayer - Madonna
Because Madonna is immortal and cannot be destroyed. We've tried.

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