And that's when I wondered... Say I'm living in a horrible post-apocalyptic, alien-invaded, zombie-infested, new-ice-age world and I want to...you know...NOT die.
Yeah. There’s an app for that.
This week I hopped on over to the good old Apple Store and picked me up a new fangled iPhone! And I was incredibly pleased to find that this latest iPhone is all about safety safety SAFETY.
Sure, it’s got the basics: Internet, emails, and text messages. No more missing important warnings like, “Do NOT take 3rd Street. PETA Zombies are protesting non-organic, corn-fed brains!” (Now there are 2 hours I'll never get back. Totally missed my double date with Miss Death and one of Grimmy’s friends – and he was cute too! Had all of his appendages and everything.)
And as expected, the iPhone has GoogleMaps and a compass so you can still find your way back to your hovel even when all of the landmarks have been blown up.
And there are a number of calendar options to keep track of your life (shopping with Miss Death on Tuesday, apocalyptic movie screening with War on Thursday, and Miss Conquest’s The Beatles: Rock Band Party on Saturday).
Sure it’s got those. Blackberries have those too.
But what Blackberries DON’T have are THESE lifesaving applications:
Obama’s got one. Why don’t you?
And it gets even better…
Better dress accordingly.
Buffy was just BORN an ace Slayer?? Well…ok.
So help a newbie out. What are some of your favorite survival apps, readers? Tell me what should I download NEXT?