Sunday, September 6, 2009

Oops! - Miss Conquest

Hello world,

I’m about to do something I never do.  Admit I was wrong.  Last week, in my attempt to bring you up-to-the-minute zombie news, I made a boo-boo.  The zombie finger attack did not happen in “The Valley,” but in Thousand Oaks, which is, in fact, in Ventura County.  Either way, if Alicia Silverstone was stuck there, it would DEFINITELY take her longer than 20 minutes to get home.  Unless she’s sprouted wings.  HAS she sprouted wings?  I haven’t seen her around in a while.

Anyway, my apologies to the residents of Ventura County, or at least to those of you who have survived the zombie attacks to read this.

Miss Conquest

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