Why It's Great To Have a Jedi President - Miss Conquest

We here in the apocalypse are constantly disappointed in our dear President Obama's constant lack of apocalyptic hysteria mongering.  The guy just isn't good at stirring up the end of the world party.  However, now that we know that he's a JEDI, we may be willing to cut him some slack:

Coolest. President. Ever. Now if only he'd start bringing the lightsaber to health care debates, maybe he could get some decisions made and then we could all get back to the real issues.  Like negotiating ownership of Alaska with the Zorgons from Planet Zorg.